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Add your phone number / address to the Canadian do not call / fax / mail list.
Mechanic takes customers car to run an errand. Returns with a different car.
Drawbridge opens with a 79 year old woman standing on the middle of it.
Man full of road rage rams another car at McDonalds drive through. Eleven charges stacked against him.
If your computer gets infected with the Cisum.A Worm, then You Are An Idiot.
Useful French phrases like, "You're a complete moron".
Teachers and advertisers need to learn a few things from each other.
Use this tool to file your story about the latest car bombing in Iraq.
Woman hospitalised by tiger painting
Man Sells Forehead Ad Space To Company For $37,375
Furniture pornography
This might just be the world's greatest religion.
Funny names found in phone books
War is peace, ignorance is strength, freedom is slavery.
Revenge Unlimited
It's the damnedest thing.
Piercing Mildred
Idiot parents = idiot kids. A rant about schools, and the parents of students.
A bunch of useful freeware utilities.
Man Castrates Himself To Lower Libido
Hockey fan slams lockout in his own obituary
I guess a dollar is worth more than a dollar when it is turned into art.
Plants can now grow to show a message.
Canadian supreme court allows masturbation at home, even if the neighbours can see you through the window.
Using the Lynx text based web browser can land you in jail.
Iraq: This election is a sham
The NRA Kooky Kidz Korner
All Americans are criminals.
Is Bush capable of intelligent thought?
January 30th is International Internet Free Day.
American media whitewashes Bush's global bullying
Malaysia warns US against attacking Iran
Israel will rebuild the Temple to fulfil End-Times prophecy
Gymnastics stunt on balcony gone wrong leaves Cape woman dead
The daily CowToons from alt.cows.moo.moo.moo.
Monkeys will pay to look at porn
Newly found asteroid is named DouglasAdams.
North Korea appears to have bought a complete nuclear weapon from either Pakistan or a former Soviet Union state
Isreal says that Iran is apparently 12 months away from getting nuclear weapons.
In Omaha Nebraska, gasoline cost 18 cents per gallon, for a few hours.
Montreal Canadiens legend Jean Beliveau to auction off many mementoes
Man dies after getting the perfect Bridge hand. Police wonder if somebody stacked the deck.
Fake error message creation.
Why don't the anti-gay groups ever go after Bugs Bunny?
Video - Jewish rapper.
Pi put to music
How to fake your own death
Now you're going to die.
Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend
Game - Play Zork online
Prime Number Pooping Bear
The difference between a normal cow and a mad cow
I would want to die too.
Academics find that finger of destiny points their way
The worst joke in the history of mankind
Five Things I'm Glad I Learned By Watching The Mistakes of Others
Yes, you can cook in your car-but do you really want to?
Inagural Leak: Iraq Exit Strategy Unveiled
50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004
Marvin The Paranoid Android
Video - Beware of hot blondes at parties.
The first Survivor winner charged with tax evasion.
Woman faces charges for deleting ex-boyfriend's online game data
Central banks shift reserves away from US
Don't wizz on the electric fence.
Do you need a cheap cruise missile?
Reporter fired for Yahoo baby hoax
You Know You're From... When...
Got animal problems? Get some predator urine.
I deposited a junk mail check into my ATM and to my absolute dismay, it cashed.
When there is a disaster, Christians will only help Christians.
Johnny Carson died on Sunday.
Uncovered at last: Britain's 'X-Files'
Video - the fake VW ad, featuring a suicide bomber.
North Carolina shuts down due to one inch of snow.
Tobacco may have at least one virtue - that of providing some protection against the onset of Parkinson's disease.
Iran Says U.S. Attack Would Be a Strategic Error
NSFW Text only - Never have anal sex after a fish dinner.
How bunnies commit suicide.
Photo retouch example of how far an image can be taken.
Think Iraq is going to recover well? If so, here's your chance to get rich.
My nerd score is 82.
The Church of the SubGenius
The Non-United Church of Eris of Gothic/Industrial Saints
International Silly "Olympics"
Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names
Silly Superstitions
Silly-plurals -- For discussion of plurals silly.
US right attacks SpongeBob video
Manwoman is trying to get the nasty stigmatism attached to the swastika removed. Trying to get it back to it's pre-WW2 reference.
Darth Vader voice change mask.
Stonehenge pocketwatch. Haven't you always wanted a sundial in your pocket?
Video - Tourette Syndrome Barbie
For the true Christian potheads.
USA preparing to go after Iran next. Here's the propoganda.
Woman has sex with another woman. Kicks husband out of the house for trying to join in.
Gmail tips
Want a gmail e-mail account? Send me a message. Hint, Use the listing at the right side to find it.
Rough and dirty fashion
Caressing women is as good as drugs.
How to use Japanese style toilet.
No God
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. May 6, 2005.
I want this.
Inappropriate Toys for Children
Today In Alternate History. Important Events In History That Never Occurred Today
Man Has 1,497 Credit Cards
How to Give Head in the Men's Bathroom of the Church you Were Baptized, Given First Communion, and Confirmed In
There is an evil god, but no good god
Some nice vacation photos
Warning, do not click on this link. Almost as bad as goatse.
February is "Anal Sex Month"
Nintendo Games Online, I especially like the original Pool of Radiance.
Stripper tell school kids that they can earn $250,000 per year.
Buddhist cartoons
Death tolls for man made events.
Common Myths About Earthquakes
Global poll slams Bush leadership
Canadians find new way to create electricity
Untidy beds may keep us healthy
Amusing signs
Isreal and Palestine get off to a good start in Mahmoud Abbas's reign.
The Eiffel Tower Is A Portal To Hell
George W Bush's 'Outposts of tyranny'
Boston due to get bombed by terrorists.
Tsunami killed 212,000
How secure is Saudi oil?
An Energy Investment Banker and Bush Energy Advisor Gives Unexpected Answers on the Northeast Power Grid Blackout
How to Obscure Any URL
Darth Tater & Wookiee Soaker: New Star Wars Toys
How good is your European geography? Find the capitols.
An annoying game that is easy to learn, and takes all day to win.
What Age Do You Act?
$250,000 fine for going 40 km/h over the speed limit.
Game - Throw a cheerleader all around the gymnasium.
Three less people on the Iraqi ballot.
The Great God Hoax
Spraying toilet seats with WD-40 gets rid of cocaine users.
Rainbow coloured carrots.
You've heard about it for 20 years, now here it is again. Global warming.
Religious aid groups try to convert victims
Canadians find way to make solar panels five times more efficient
Bad shoes for bad people.
Video - A guy uses a stun gun on his penis.
If you think Bush stole the election, you'll have to be drugged.
Prague Mayor, Disguised as Tourist, Overcharged by Cabbie
Place the state. My average error was 10 miles. I'm not American, and have never lived in USA.
Stupid criminals
More stupid criminals
A big list of Torrent sites.
Face transformer. Send in your picture, this site will automatically change it to the style you want.
Upload your picture, and this site will analyze your face, and tell you about yourself.
Assorted amusing videos.
You should defragment your hard drive regularly. Dr. Narton teaches you how.
How bad is the traffic in your city? I'll bet it's worse here.
The hackers diet
It will be too unsafe to vote for 50% of the population in Iraq.
China plans to build a 200km bridge to Taiwan.
Canadian man with 80 criminal charges has been released from jail again.
This essay passed in an American university. It's no wonder that American intellect is imported.
Ten years ago, the American military tried to build a Gay Bomb.
Side Effects, by Steve Martin.
You are more likely to die from an astroid impact than a tsunami.
Types of flame war participants.
The fun of tapeworms.
What's new in the Pentagon's misinformation.
Optical illusion toys.
Idiot who hasn't mastered fire uses his underwear to flag down the police.
Police beat man for having a diabetic attack.
Minister talk about going to heaven, then goes to heaven.
Hot Russian girl sells her virginity online.
Ad regulators tell FCUK off
A robot in every home?
Not much longer to wait for the new Doctor Who series.
Student Athletes Contract Herpes While Wrestling
Amish teen electrocuted by power line in buggy wheel
Berlin restaurant caters for people who would rather not eat
A girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth
Prostitutes Using Cyberspace To Connect
An open letter to evil bastards living in America.
Unusual uses for assorted products.
If Antarctica melts, most of the world is screwed.
A bunch of games.
The oddest news stories of 2004.
Water Levels in Virginia Well Shift by at Least 3 Feet After South Asian Quake
In Britain, cocaine costs less than a cup of coffee. Damn expensive coffee though.
Genius sets up propane barbeque in his basement.
Another reason to use Firefox. Internext Explorer has a security hole that can't be fixed.
British traffic speed cameras are overstating your driving speed.
China and India both know about underground UFO base in the Himalayan border area deep into the tectonic plates
Long hair 'steals the brain's energy'
Old fashioned household items. Wood stoves, oil lamps, butter churns, ice cream makers, etc.
Game - Stop the UFO's from abducting the cows. Moo.
American Foreign Aid.
Jesus never existed.
Young Wizard flew out of prison.
Denmark cracking down on prisoners hiring other people to serve their sentence for them
Earth still "ringing like a bell" two weeks after the 9.0 earthquake.
Automakers put hydrogen on fast track. Currently, hydrogen is extracted from oil though. Can be done with electricity, but that's mostly created with oil.
First you boil the potatoes, then you mash them.
Instead of using guns and bombs, let's attack the enemies of freedom with bugs, rats, and horny gay men.
In USA, 1,510,455 women and 834,732 men are victims of physical violence by an intimate every year.
The Pentagon may put Special-Forces-led assassination or kidnapping teams in Iraq
The Bible, the Quran or Mein Kampf? Test your knowledge of three of the books.
Farming in the 1920's.
Nostrodamus' MABUS has been elected.
World's smallest park. Acreage: 452 square inches
Good ol' American justice. Man gets 4 mos. for killing wife, 15 yrs for wounding man.
A place to rant about kids.
Beautiful Stories For Ugly Children
Life has a simple interface, apparently.
Islam, The Holy Qur'an.
Jewish and Christian, The Bible. Old and new.
Hindu, Bhagavad-gita As It Is
Sacred texts from around the world.
A collection of end of the world scenarios.
Star Wars Episode 3 is 22 weeks away, better get in line now.
Top 10 Conspiracy Theories of 2003-2004
Bullies For Hire
Game - Petals around the rose. This game stumped Bill Gates.
New style of advertising.
Understanding the Starbucks menu.
"Hollywood Loves Anal Sex", and other award winners.
Idiots like this Miami Law Professor are the reason you get spam from Nigeria.
Now all spyware will have a standard that it must defeat. At the same time, Microsoft tries to sniff out illegal copies of Windows.
Microsoft Offers Emergency Security Patch for Its Free Security Program
"My wife is so completely in touch with her male side, I'm surprised she hasn't actually grown a scrotum."
Must be the most boring video game ever. Brought to you by PETA.
School life is great in USA.
The vehement voice of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
Unfortunate Card galleries
Keyboard Sumo Wrestling. For two players.
The anonymity of the internet gives too many people a feeling of unchecked power.
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate"
Baby formula so low in nutritional value it killed one baby. China suffers from rampant counterfeiting of food.
Conspiracy theories as to what "really" caused the tsunami.
The American "No Child Left Behind" program apparently needs propaganda.
India may be the first country to explain to the world about extra-terrestrial and UFO contacts
Don't say we. "We," the most abused word today.
"Atomic Bombing: How to Protect Yourself", from 1950.
Atomic Scientists. The magazine of global security news and analysis.
You know you've been in Iraq too long when...
It doesn't matter what you sign on credit card receipts.
"Warning labels are a sign of our lawsuit-plagued times,"
Man Impersonating Cop Pulls Over Real Police Officer
Hard drives now hold half a terabyte.
Screw you, America. Sometimes the fish in the barrel deserve to die
Where American tax money goes.
20 Amazing Facts About Voting in the USA
How to turn a T-shirt into underwear.
Newspaper celebrates the 40th anniversary of civil rights in USA by apologizing for not covering it.
10 Words You Simply Must Know. Almost nobody does though.
Apparently the Stanley tool company sucks.
Indiana will soon follow daylight savings time.
Monsters, Inc. video game tells kids to fuck off and die.
Only the hacked copy of Monsters, Inc. says fuck off and die.
Man survives being drunk with 0.914 blood alcohol level.
Painkillers cause intestinal damage.
Free! 35 room mansion being given away. All you have to do is take it away.
Nine-Year-Old Boy Fascinated by Toilets
Tennessee town loses all of it's salt trucks in traffic accident due to icy roads.
School Emergency Policy: Leave Wheelchair-Bound Kids Behind
North Korea Issues Wartime Guidelines For Attack By U.S.
Networks fooled by fake tsunami pictures
Biggest Space Explosion Creates Giant Bubbles
Once in a century storm to hit USA.
Mobile phone customers aren't happy with their providers, and it might get worse
Saudi Arabia raised more than $150 million for the families of suicide bombers.
The dick list. A place for women to complain about men.
US Congress expects $100 billion war request
Thaw sees grass take hold in Antarctica
How to Argue With Females
Astrologers in India claim lots more disasters will be happening in the next few years.
Never shop on an empty head. Concentration is key.
867-5309... my area code has the best message.
A list of controversial games. F*ck This! is fun.
Robot Frank's life.
Gay Mexican kills and eats his lover.
Build your own coffin.
Bit Torrent site, lokitorrent.com, taking on the MPAA.
Inflatable priest sex doll.
Some people don't like gmail.
Anybody want a gmail account? Send me an email. I've got a few extras.
Getting a tattoo? Try one of these.
The Bible is full of porn.
Need a zero-volume bottle? Searching for a one-sided surface? Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE!
100 things we didn't know this time last year
The CDC estimates that one in three people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Giant Telescope Will Keep An Eye On Planets In Other Solar Systems
Man Burns Down Home Over No Gifts
Optical illusions
Fortune Cookie
How to deal with telemarketers
Peter Rabbit now available to ancient Egyptians.
The Yellowstone super-volcano.
America's richest people will be killed when the Yellowstone volcano erupts.
Odd calls to the police in 2004.
The 20 most identifiable famous peoples hairstyles.
The weirdest news stories from Florida in 2004.
The World's Weirdest Machines
1,282 Truckloads Of Sand Fill Massive Sinkhole
Psychotic woman wants cigarettes.
Make your own zombies.
U.S. Consumer Credit Card Debt May Crash Economy
North Korea Threatens a Nuclear War
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