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Should Ontario separate from Canada?
Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies coming to DVD in May.
Ergonomically shaped pen
Ergonomically shaped chair
I want this knife rack.
New romance novel titles.
Watch a woman get drawn, from the skeleton out.
Revenge bumper sticker for people who don't know how to park.
A puzzle game
Works by Aristotle
How to destroy the Earth
While away on vacation, a couple sets up automatic system to wake the neighbours
Surprisingly, those magic pills that will add up to three inches to your penis don't work.
Employee at Miller fired for drinking Bud Light, on the weekend.
68 year old Tokyo man's state benefit payments end. He burns down his home, and threatens to kill himself if he doesn't get some sushi.
Married couple meet on the internet, fall in love, meet in person, find out they are already married, get divorced.
Climber decides to build himself an ice mountain to climb.
It may not be long before doctors are legally prescribing hallucinogens for the first time in decades.
Russian Scientists Develop Tablet to Prolong Drunkeness
Bacteria frozen in Antarctica for 32,000 years come back to life after thawing
Do you have explosives buried in your driveway?
150 year old book to amuse young men. Only the intelligent will survive.
British Airways flight goes 5,000 miles with a failed engine to save £100,000 cost for the delay.
How to whistle
Physicist creates a new BMX bike stunt, in honour of Einstein.
Blockbuster's "No More Late Fees" is not entirely correct.
Rare but Real: People Who Feel, Taste and Hear Color
A new form of phishing makes it easier for the bad guys to get your personal information.
Man rolls down a hill while inside a porta-potty.
American government trying to prevent American soldiers, tortured during 1991's desert storm from collecting compensation from Iraq.
Perhaps some net.kook has been threatening you with a lawsuit. Fear not, below is a quick guide for handling the wacko
Make your own Mr. Man or Little Miss
Click the farting dot.
Irradiate your friends and make your pets glow. All your radiation supplies here.
Make a diamond from the ashes of your dead mother.
Michael Jackson, beer hunter.
Hey dude, it's flintknapping the old way.
Keep a duck decoy on your coffee table. Or keep them in your bathtub.
The Top 100 Gadgets of All Time
Blow stuff up
Japanese students are almost as bad as Americans for geography.
The Unified Field Crossover History of the Universe
Nightmares of Lovecraft figure line
Galaxy with no stars found.
Author Hunter S. Thompson Kills Himself
US attack on Iran planned for June
How to make sure your daughter becomes a lesbian, the Christian way.
Toronto 'Vampire case' ends in mistrial
Paris Hilton's phone book.
714 Things to Be Cynical About
In Canada, UFO sightings hit record pace
Cell phone jammers are getting to be popular.
Odd Films & Weird Movies
Going to jail? Here's a few things you should know.
Russia defends Iran, stating they are not developing nuclear weapons.
How much will Americans lose under the Bush social security plan
Catholic priests are horny. 10,667 cases of sexual abuse between 1950 and 2002.
Greeks donate fur coats, carnival wigs, and thong underwear to tsunami victims.
Man unknowingly holds off Indiana police standoff by sleeping.
"I refused to expose my breast to perform acts of bestiality with one of the gorillas."
Theif has a big night planned. Steals cash, candles, condoms, and cigarettes.
In Canada, it's legal to download and have back-up copies, and it's not illegal to have the files available for download. So, as long as you have a legitimate copy, fuck 'em.
Start your own religion, Timothy Leary style.
The once popular LSD is now rare and hard to find.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, second trailer (new as of Feb. 2005)
Machinima. A bunch of stuff similar to Red Vs Blue.
The joys involved in English-American language differences.
Church of Euthanasia
A collection of facts. Or maybe they are not facts.
Actor Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
The British are abandoning the social security system that USA is about to adopt.
Project for the new world order, Bush style. Promoting American global leadership.
In child poverty, USA: #2, UK: #4, Canada: #7, Australia: #9.
The way of the kook.
Moscow Insists It Is 'Close' To Possessing Unique Nuclear Weapons
The history of Pi, and it's plural, Pee.
Yet another giant iceberg breaks off of the Larsen ice shelf.
7 Phrases You Can't Say in Sales
Some nice cards to send.
Man man dies testing bulletproof vest
The 48 Laws of Power
Birds dying due to being guilty of drunken flying.
Hermaphrodite says she is a woman. Court and medical exam says he is a man.
This woman will likely be the hero of the women's prison.
Don't you hate teenagers who need to pull their pants up? So does Virginia. $50 fine for showing underpants in a "lewd or indecent manner".
Online advertising, like most online businesses, don't work.
Random number generator predicts the future.
Use your extra, unused computer time to run this screensaver to help scientific research.
This uses the extra, unused computer time to run a screensaver to search for alien radio signals. Argued not to work, as the aliens would likely use mass spectrum transmissions, rather than a single point on the radio spectrum.
Biblical Inconsistencies. I love listening to Christians try to explain them away.
Madagascar has disappeared.
New holograph machine will create a 55cm (22") desktop hologram, all for only $18,600.
If it's from the coca plant (Coke, Pepsi, etc), it's cola. Otherwise, "pop" and "soda" are accurate.
Which Science Fiction Writer Are You?
Poll: legal age of consent for sex.
SEX is in Germany, and naturally the KKK is in USA.
I quite like the article, "Dick - 2/10/05 - Fuck Ash Wednesday".
40 mistakes men make while having sex with women.
Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!
Fuck Valentines Day
The Northern Pacific Bearded Clam is a tasty treat.
Assorted scripts for web pages.
The Guns and Dope political party. Supporting, amung other things, equal rights for ostriches.
The Guerrilla News Network
Disinformation
Israel Approves Release of Palestinian Prisoners
Everybody will have nuclear weapons.
Towel Day, May 25.
How to sell your soul to Satan. C'mon, you know you want to.
Sell your soul to somebody other than Satan, I think.
Who's your daddy? Find out what parental blood types make a childs blood type.
Punk version of the "how far can you hit it" type games.
How to stop spam.
Mystery Illness Baffles Doctors; Frustrates Patients
Couple accused of torturing children. Allegedly pulled out kids' toenails, beat them with hammers.
Mocking religious beliefs through the use of tasteless, blasphemous, sacreligious parody products
Culture fair IQ test containing 16 questions.
See how popular assorted names are, and have been over time.
Walmart pays it's employees minimum wage, and that will never change.
Here's a fun puzzle. Similar to the hackers test.
How to spoof website URL's.
Rugby fan cuts off his testicles because his favourite team won.
Bush can't afford his military.
To hell with mapquest. Google maps work faster.
Blah Blah Blah (dot org). Unaffiliated Party of America.
Spybot - Search and Destroy. Free anti-spyware.
SpywareBlaster. Free activeX protection.
Unemployed Germans should become prostitutes. The job comes with benefits.
A bit overweight? Brush your teeth more often.
Scale model of the solar system.
When the tin foil hat just isn't good enough.
T-shirts for fat people.
Asteroid to come close to Earth... in 24 years.
Norwegian realtor places very honest ad on web: Gruesome apartment for sale
Tailor-made condoms
How to Extract DNA from Anything Living
Mine the ore, then kill the devil.
Game - Beat the crap out of old people in a nursing home.
Find out how good or evil a text passage or web site is.
When using a cell phone while driving, 20 year olds react about as well as 70 year olds.
Learn about the sun.
Toronto police turn violent at a non-violent protest at York University.
How to annoy people.
One third of the votes counted, Iraqi election results should be ready by Thursday.
In USA, if you're not Christian, you must be a Satanist. So the hotel cancelled their reservations.
If you believe the bible as fact, then Mary was pregnant with Jesus for 10 years.
Check the above link for yourself.
NSFW - Some of the most famous porn ever made.
See what a webpage would look like if it was a plant.
How typical of USA. 100 people for every lawyer. Just sue everybody.
Assault with a deadly Egg McMuffin.
The tsunami parody song that has offended so many.
Darwin driver tried to get home on nothing but his wheel rims.
USU student suddenly discovers she is not a legal resident
War on terror 2011
Online slide rule. In case you've lost your calculator, and computer.
Rejected Letters to Penthouse
Car decides to imitate birds by sitting on electrical wires.
I guess something is supposed to happen in a bit over six months.
Going to be late for your flight? Just call in a bomb threat, they'll hold the plane for you.
MTV is full of porn.
What does your phone number spell?
Sometimes weather forcasters just guess.
Man peed way out of avalanche
Get yourself a Bad Mo-Fo wallet.
Scots launch bid to rehabilitate Macbeth
EBay Cancels Teen's Prom Date Auction
"Neurotica" charts new Age of Anxiety
Strippers get firefighters in hot water
Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema
'Star Trek: Enterprise' to End in May
Another anti-Bush rant.
Search and destroy: Microsoft's new mission to topple Google
Gmail tips. Once again, if you want a gmail account, send me an e-mail, or use the message board.
Video - Burnt Face Man, movie trailer
What happens when an English phrase is translated back and forth between 5 different languages?
The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator
Iran Says It Will Never Scrap Nuke Program
Ten Things Your Real Estate Broker Won't Tell You
The Bastard Operator from Hell
Escape from the universe
South Korean army conscripts forced to eat human excrement.
Boys, aged 9 and 10, arrested for stick figure drawings of killing another student.
Video - War on terror or a campaign against opposition to US domination.
Video - German forklift safety video
The Internet's Most Accurate English-to-English Dictionary
Passenger airliners will drop human excrement to the ground from 30,000 feet, but are not willing to pay for any damages if the victim can not prove which airline caused the damage.
In a state of emergency, the king of Nepal has cut off the country's internet, phone lines, and diverted flights away from the nation.
A pizza a week, as part of his salary, convinces a football (soccer) player to put off retirement.
(satire) Fox News Buys Al-Jazeera
Ohio supreme court judge caught driving drunk.
Model gets his picture taken, 16 years later finds out Taster's Choice has been using his picture.
Man decides to 200 tonnes of dirt from his yard, putting neighbours homes two feet away from a cliff.
Irish highway route due to go over 140 dead kings.
Iraqis claim to have captured, and will kill G.I. Joe doll.
Using snow as cover, teens steal car stereos. Police follow the tracks in the snow.
Video - Send to that special someone - Happy Valentines Day
Video - The last two men on Earth. Not really safe for work.
USA loves it's crystal meth.
USA number 1! Leads the world in sexually transmitted disease rate.
We have about two hours of electricity- hopefully. The water came back yesterday evening. It's just a little drizzle but it's certainly better than nothing.
The speech Bush should have given.
For all you marketing types, The Advertising Slogan Generator
Software Engineering Proverbs
Animal-Human Hybrids Spark Controversy
Star Wars opening scripts, from all six movies.
The Jim Rose Circus has a new release.
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