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Get a beer bottle opener that is worn as a ring, $15 Canadian, delivery included. (Canadian distributor)
Need a hitman? Hire yourself a killer.
The top ten list of phobias.
The Thirty-six Dramatic Situations
If you're a Christian, there's not a whole hell of a lot you can do.
Swiss banks accounts: myth vs. reality
New idea for greater fuel efficiency.
Man steals GPS tracking device
A good use for those first person shooter games.
Trying to change the channel while simultaneously lowering the volume will require two people and will frequently lead to kinky sex.
"Parking Nazi" vandalizes cars for poor parking skills.
Buy a Star Trek type working replicator. Will make all the gold you want. Yours for a quarter million dollars. Auction ends Thursday morning.
Biblical Nonsense.
Historically speaking, Bush is, so far, a failure as a president.
USA is such a warm and loving place. Here's a list of where the hate groups are located.
Get your "Get Out of Hell Free" card
Idiots hurt when trying to create a more "realistic" looking light saber duel.
Bone eating fungal disease found around the Ontario - Manitoba border.
Elderly woman jailed over pizza delivery complaints
The Anti-Dolphin Organization is committed to informing others of the dolphin threat.
Now you have a dietary alternative to human flesh.
Judge orders parents not to expose their child to their religion.
Bram Stoker's Dracula, as a blog.
Subliminal designs in company logos.
Some Autobots just aren't all that great.
Cell phone, MP3 player, QVGA display, 1.3 megapixel camera, FM tuner/transmitter, bluetooth, and GPS all in one. But will it open your beer?
Lessor known facts of World War II
Joyrider steals a fire truck. Nobody would ever notice a stolen fire truck.
No more Happy Hour in British pubs.
Austrian politician wants to use DNA tracing to find and fine dog owners who leave dog crap on the street.
Drunk man leaps out the window of a car travelling at 100 km/hr in attempt to retrieve his cigarette.
Archaeologist Dr. Jones to find the Holy Ark of the Covenant. Hopefully has watched the movie, to know what to expect.
The picture of everything
New world record, 2507 temporary body piercings.
Hack this guys site, win an X-Box. Contest ends June 8, 2005.
Stick figure porn
Hamsters in prison act like humans in prison.
Women, buy one of these, keep your man in line forever.
Notice Of Revocation Of American Independence. Congress and the Senate to be disbanded.
Virtual Bubble Wrap. Pop the bubbles, then click for a new sheet.
This technology will eventually be used for cybersex. For now, you can fondle a chicken.
Ultimate fighting is for wussies. 42 midgets take on a lion. Midgets fail miserably.
80% of women wear the wrong bra size. Now they have a reason to go shopping for clothing.
Children now available in vending machines
Is your tea British Standard 6008 and International Standard ISO 3103 compliant?
Pornography. 34 different sexual positions in live action.
List of fictional curse words
We know from the historical record that governments will lie and deceive, and we've rarely seen one as immoral and venal as the Bush administration.
Extreme geomagnetic storm on sun
Screaming piggy
Brat Zapper. Now parents can tazer their kids.
PETA kills animals.
A man in Taiwan has died after drinking a popular bottled fizzy drink laced with cyanide and labelled "I am poisonous. Please do not drink."
Art terrorist strikes again. I don't see how creating art, and putting it in a museum can make an artist a terrorist though.
Woman uses ex-husband's credit card to hire hitman to kill ex-husband.
79 year old neighbour from hell.
Geek fantasies.
Another damn puzzle.
Crowd wants a man with Parkinsons to "roll over and die" because of an operation.
A webpage for all of the true American Christian Republicans.
Do you swear too much? Ten Tips for Taming Your Tongue
You likely know how to write, now you can learn better handwriting.
Stupid People
The problem with your computer is between the keyboard and chair.
LSD influenced spider webs.
Early Christians took hallucinogenic drugs.
The military will soon use BB guns.
Old style paper toys you can print out and create.
Thailand men obsessed with having a bigger penis.
Two men kill a nine year old boy to sell his skin for sorcerers charms
Be careful when meeting people into bondage over the internet.
Rejected "Love is..." comics.
Natural red hair due to be gone in the next 100 years.
Greenpeace charged with violating environmental law
The new food pyramid
Australian restraunt, Jo's Brasserie in the Oasis shopping centre at Broadbeach, about the more digusting restraunts I've ever heard of.
Due to a family fued, woman pepper sprays two month old baby.
American Ignoranceis apparently taught in schools. Most textbooks are wrong.
Intel responsible for multiple rare magazine thefts.
Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Are you?
I am Canadian, and I want to club some baby seals. These guys don't seem to want to do the same.
Video - really good pen tricks.
Tsunami reconstruction has barely begun, children still starving. Where is the five billion dollars is aid money?
A new type of IQ test.
Learn your racial slurs
Game - The Last Dalek
Texans, at The Alamo, were fighting to keep their slaves.
US 'torpedoed Kursk nuclear sub'
Game - Adventures of Guy.
Popemobile sells on Internet for nearly quarter million dollars
Need some additional income? Go to prostitute school.
Turn your food into Cthulhu.
How to Suck Your Own Dick
Americans are about to get a new ID card. Don't worry though, it's to battle terrorism.
Astrologer to Sue NASA for Harming Comet
Republican anti-gay American politician caught trying to entice teenage boy.
Bottle cap opener ring. Useful gadget for beer drinkers. Can only be purchased online by Americans.
Christianity is just fucked up.
Spy photos spot signs of North Korea nuclear test site.
Scientists have found that concrete is very flexible.
Medical bloopers on patient charts
Web Bloopers.
Can you solve the Python Challenge?
How many hackneyed, overblown, stuffy or just plain silly cliché's are in your news report?
Game - Bowmaster. Shoot the invaders before they kill your villagers.
More uses for a lightsaber
Semen moisturiser big in Mexico
Stock up on tissue, it's National Masturbation Month.
An S&M field day. The Historical Torture Museum.
H.P. Lovecraft stories, and a shooting game based on them.
USPS does not acknowledge the authority of the Bush administration
Woman wanted by cops applies for a civilian job with the cops.
Monkey Trial goes for round two, in Kansas.
Rub N' Play with Micheal Jackson
U.S. may allow pre-emptive nuclear strikes
Some Americans believe God is going to end the world; others believe the end of cheap oil will end America. (It will. It begins by the end of the decade.)
Video - Linux, the OS for super villains.
Porno chess
What does your phone number spell?
"No" in over 520 languages
Do not press the button.
Teenaged boy puts nude pics of his 15 year old ex-girlfriend on the internet. Charged for child porn.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Exhibition, at the Science Museum, London England.
The Quandary Phase of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio play has begun, on May 3, 2005.
How to sit at a computer
For those who just need more bling-bling.
Drunk man tries to pay pizza delivery guy with pot. Porn movie does not ensue.
Kitchen myths, like a box of baking soda in the fridge or freezer absorbs odors.
15 pound hamburger.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2005 movie torrent
Why Our Food is So Dependent on Oil
How much punishment can you offer before getting bored?
Video - The Sad Life of a Stormtrooper
Now you can visit the Foreign Debt Museum
Earth's energy is out of balance
Supposed "average" Longhorn PC: dual-core CPU at 4 to 6GHz; 2GB of RAM; a terabyte of storage; a 1GB Ethernet-wired port and an 802.11g wireless link; and a graphics processor that runs three times faster than those on the market.
Job outsourcing to start moving jobs to ships just outside the 3 mile coastal limit.
Video - help ban this nastiness from public areas.
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