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Deep-frying can make any junk food even junkier, but will it taste good?
The Torn-Up Credit Card Application
Top 25 Censored Stories of 2007
The Incredible Rubberband Machine Gun!
The Bravest Traffic Cop Alive
How to write a paper in college/university:
Do not lick this page.
Prostate Awareness Video
A Lethal Solution - Governments using biofuel to tackle global warming know that it causes more harm than good. But they plough on regardless.
DMT and contact with strange intelligences
Do Fairies Live At The Bottom Of Your Garden?
Become Republican (There are 8 different kinds you can be)
Coke Machine Hack - Jackpot Magic
Hand Theater: Star Wars
Dirk Voetberg Doing Standup! (If you like it, vote for it on the right)
100 Acre Deadwood
Thinking about cleaning toilets the earth-friendly way?
a Walkman with binaural microphones
Karma Ghost
A deleted scene from the Borat movie
Baby Got Back dubbed over Anime.
Peak Moment Television
CRACKED.com - 100 Acre Deadwood
How to use a cd-image in .BIN file format
Hillary Clinton's Win-Win Strategy - Somehow Simultaneously Keep Troops in Iraq and Pull Them Out
Basic Instructions: How to Travel Back in Time
Why Cuba is a democracy and the US is not
The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date.
Aptera Motors - 230 miles per gallon / 100 km per litre
Everybody knows that computers are the spawn of Satan.
Idiot Test 3
H.E.R.B. - - - Had Enough Religious Bullshit !!
What Guys Really Think
Military Prepares For Peak Oil - Acknowledges Global Peak Oil Likely Happened In 2005 Surrounding Military Installations With Renewables Preparing For Frequent Blackouts
FEEL SAFE, The Game of Homeland Security!
A Bosnian man has written to all his friends to complain after only his elderly mum turned up for his funeral.
France opens secret UFO files covering 50 years
Bush Paves the Way for Martial Law: 2007 National Defense Authorization Act overturns Posse Comitatus Act
101 Car Travel Games & Road Trip Ideas for Kids
Lots of humourous stuff. Mostly the sort of stuff you find in email from annoying relatives.
Effective immediately, we will cease lending anal sex toys to customers. This includes butt plugs, anal beads, anal probes, and dual-penetration dildos. If you currently have one of these types of rental toys, you may keep it without charge as a courtesy accommodation.
All About the Anus
Double Wires - A kind of Spiderman like swinging game.
Very Funny Ads
Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn-by Dave Barry
30-Second Bunnies Theatre and other cartoons.
Windows XP Tips and Tricks
Any government that desires to initiate a war usually lies to their people to create the illusion that support for the war is the only possible choice they can make.
Illuminati Conspiracy Archive
Raymond's Ultimate Conspiracy Video List
Free Lock Picking Guide
Bread Is Dangerous
Humor on Computers, Systems and Programming
World Mysteries - Strange Artifacts - Piri Reis Map
Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery
Strange uses for assorted products
Etiquette Hell
home of the facially inept
Weird Facts
2006 Darwin Awards
Fathers Who Breastfeed
Prison Bitch Name Generator
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Anyone up for a pancake hit?
Annual God awards
Do you know how much time is left until life?
Nice earth shot (For those in North America)
4 things that are AWESOME about CSI Miami
50 States in 10 Minutes
the truth will set you free?
Stories from a travel agent
Craig's Joke Archive
The World's Biggest Machine is Breaking Down
Tidal Power Energy - North Atlantic Energy Structures
Funny images, pictures, photos and videos!
Fractal World Gallery Thumbnails : cosmic recursive fractal flames or flame fractals
Alex Jones movies. 9/11, police state, terrorist, and related stuff.
How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend
How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend
Porsche dealer - "I got it wrong with the buy one get one free card".
Shift happens... are you ready?
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday
Settle For Brian. Apparently, Brian is having difficulty getting a date. Or something.
Yahoo! News - Coulter Comes Out as Transvestite Trickster
Not Mensa - IQ tests - International Association Of Idiots
So you think you have the worst job in the world? Think again!
spray paint art - Google Video
25 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
350 insensitive ways to lead a completely self-centered life.
Out of Context Quotes
My Little Sisters Jokes
UFO Paranormal Radio Network
Find broken links on your site with Xenu's Link Sleuth. (It seems I have a few broken links... I'll have to fix that someday)
Operation Clambake present: Scientologist prices to reach OT8 and beyond (Found from the Xenu's Link Sleuth page)
Subliminal messages for Windows. (If you enter 30 message in their message board, you can get the registered software for free)
The Super Stunt: How We Hacked The Super Bowl
Teen angst now gets to be broadcast of video blogs.
I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me: Why Men Are Never Published In Dear Abby
Sound Capture is a command line MP3 audio recorder, that can capture anything your sound card is playing straight to MP3 file.
Fuck You Baltimore - It is our belief that you schmucks will love this video.
Welcome to RedElk.org
Robert Newman History of oil - Google Video
Police investigate angry eBayer's revenge site
Change what someone sees on their call display when they receive a phone call. When they look to see who's calling; you can show any phone number you wish. ($25 for 100 minutes, only good in Canada and continental USA)
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SurfUndercover.com,
KeepHidden.com,
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HideMy.info,
SecureProxy.us,
ProxyBuddy.com.
The Greatest Winston Churchill Quotes
Medical Slang and Acronyms
Brandings and scarification - definately not for the weak hearted people
Binary Game - Add binary numbers.
Tired of the same old religions? Have a thing for rubber ducks? Ever wish the two were combined? Well today's your day, my friend.
The International Community for Alien Research (I.C.A.R)
You Are Here Doormat
100 wallets were dropped in front of hidden cameras to see who would return the wallets and who would steal them.
how to pass a urine or hair drug test using common household items
CBC Television : Test the Nation
WFMU's Beware of the Blog
humor.beecy.net
An American girl, of Italian-Irish descent puts on a Burqa. She gets an education in American bigotry. And Americans wonder why the world hates them.
It's not news, it's Fox News. Fox News is not a legitimate news organization.
Surfing The Apocalypse
Return of the Stargods - Where we dare to question the religious and secular Matrix
This is a really good trick that will help you meet your page quota for the papers you are writing in college or high school. It is nearly impossible to spot, and it can add pages to your paper.
New Orleans (La.) City Insane Asylum - Record of Patients, 1882
Frogstar Fun Stuff
Orc Magazine" - an online magazine made for Ogres, Goblins, Hobgoblins, Gremlins, Ridgelings and all other manner of green-skinned Orcs!
A3: Alien Adoption Agency
Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?
The Top 10 Corporate Moments In Rock
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a craft out of the air - Moose charges chopper, brings it down
NHL's Chris Simon cheapshot that gets him suspended for 25 games.
New Daylight Savings Plan Would Skip Sunday, Add Wednesday
Logitech - Working Late
Mother Shipton's cave
A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Wii Sex
Stabbing at Leia's 22nd Birthday
Wookieepedia
Top Tep Videos of Computers Getting Smashed
Why Macs Suck
9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood
Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein
How to Survive Really Hard Times
Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room
Galway Ireland. A place where the Ku Klux Klan would feel right at home. African cabbies claim they're victims of 'vile racism'
Hitting spammers where it hurts
40 Facts About Sleep You Probably Didn'T Know... (Or Were Too Tired To Think About)
Earth Island Institute: Conservation, Preservation, Restoration
The Meier UFO Contacts
Spirituality & The Brain
Dirkipedia! (Weird Al Yankovic)
There's a new Beg for Mercy podcast
International Paranormal UFO Society - Dedicated to Truth and Research - Paranormal Investigator Training
Five big recognizable voice talents from the world of movie trailers do their thing in a limo
Conservative star turns out to be star of gay porn... And buddy of Ann "faggot" Coulter too.
Turd World - for the turds related unusual collectables and unique gifts
Nuclear fusion and Robert W. Bussard
Anomalies Network - John Titor :: Time Traveler, Soldier or Prophet?
God Frames Man For Murder
State makes big fuss over local couple's vegetable oil car fuel
The National Security Archive
Field McConnell, a pilot for Northwest Airlines, has filed a lawsuit charging that many commercial airliners are rigged with explosives that can be remotely detonated.
Questions Your Pastor Will Hate
drunk old man trapped on MC Escher's infinite staircase
The Battle for Your Mind - Persuasion and Brainwashing Techniques Being Used On The Public Today
Earth Screen Saver for Windows
How to Speak Moo! (Nothing to do with the Church of MOO. But, I like the name)
Lessons In Pole Licking
An Introduction to Buddhism
I Am Baby Cakes - Diary #2
Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart
Ancient Structure On The Moon Filmed By Armstrong, 1969
ECETI - Enlightened Contact with Extraterrestrial Intelligence & UFO's
Calvin's dad answering questions, quoted from various Calvin and Hobbes books by Bill Watterson.
Guns for Sale
Humor Formula
Florida Sucks!
Authority for Universe Ownership allows you to purchase deeds to an entire parallel universe, customized to your specifications!
The Excitement of Dice Stacking
Ayiti - The Cost Of Life
Hydrogen Won't be our Energy Savior - It takes more energy to produce than it yields
Toddlers admit failed strategy in War on Pigeons
Swiss Army demand better weapons
H.P. Lovecraft has met Mother Goose to bring you Mother Hydra's Mythos Rhymes.
Yog-Sothoth for HPL & Call of Cthulhu. Yog Radio Central - Home of the Yog Radio CephaloPodcast
Dork Tower
Food Safety Coach
How telepathic are you?
A Canadian nine year old, and about 170 more children, stuck in a Texas jail.
Next Generation operting system and smooth interface.
Brain Diseases I Wish I Had
Are zombies possible? They're not just possible, they're actual. We're all zombies.
David Bowie makes a cameo on a British TV show.
Emo Beat Box
The last lovemaking taboo lifted? More straight couples experimenting with anal sex
New "Beg for Mercy" episode
Caption this photo and win your own iPod!
UFOs are as common in Space as planes in the sky Space Agency experts say
The mainstream media is ignoring eyewitness accounts of bombs that exploded inside the World Trade Center before the collapse of the Twin Towers.
Marijuana and Driving
This is a guide to Britain written for Americans who may be planning a visit. Use this guide to help you become familar with the many complex, sometimes strange customs of the British People.
Sodomy. Necrophelia. Beastiality.
Insta Emo Kit
German Brother, Sister Who've Had 4 Children Together Fighting Incest Laws
Fox is not a credible news outlet and needs to be stopped. Foxattacks.com will give you the information and tools you need to hit fox where it hurts.
Out There TV Show
The Top 32 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
Don't Shoot the Puppy
Extraterrestrial Abductions Day - March 20th
How major stores are encouraging little girls to dress like slutty dolls. What next, Walmart sponsored kiddie porn?
Scientists assess DNA Hair sample from Human being apparently not from Earth
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