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Timbits used in drive-by
Tin Foil Hats - for the discriminating lunatic.
Web site posting referred to wife's death 14 hours before cops found her
Got any AOL CD's? Send them to this guy. He will return them all to AOL when he has a million.
An Ontario man with anger management issues has been given probation and ordered by a Canadian judge not to have a girlfriend for the next three years.
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
A book report of (How) To Kill A Mockingbird. Why do the homework? Just hand in this book report.
U.S. family tries living without China
Put [everything] in your butt. A song likely only played in gay bars. By Eddie Murphy.
The Neurotically Yours vault. The rants of a squirrel.
The Literature Network. Over 1900 full books and over 3000 short stories and poems by over 250 authors.
Salad Fingers, by David Firth, one of the strangest series ever conceived
More Flash Cartoons By David Firth
15 Failed Predictions That The End Of The World Would Happen In 2006
You Are Your Own Worst Enemy - Get Rich Slowly
Be sure to show this to your boss.
Perfume that smells like a vagina.
kermit sings hurt
Tickle Me Emo
Thief Signals Time-Out to Catch His Breath During Police Chase
i humped your hummer
Many Men Have "Small-Penis Syndrome". 85% Of Women Are Pleased With Partner'S Penis Size, But 45% Of Men Wish Theirs Were Bigger
Top 10 Scariest Things to Ruin my Childhood
A bunch of superstitions.
Gift ideas for the kid you hate.
For the terrorist or teenager in your family.
A gift for the person who has everything.
How to breathe when nervous, and can't catch your breath.
Signs An Establishment Isn't Going to Deliver the Service You Expect.
Alien Loves Predator
Let Jesus help you kill people you don't like.
Guy can't even get fired when he tries.
Torture devices
How to look like a cheap-ass Scrooge
Neighbours from hell.
If fear could be represented by a video, this would be the one
British Tabloid Pays High Price for Wrong Harry Potter Book
Sex Scandal Rocks Wonka Factory
Save the Bald Beaver - It's not too late!
The Internet on CD Corporation
How to disappear in America without a trace
Steampunk Monitor Mod:
10 Most Bizarre People on Earth
Perfect Poster Placment
Great Seal
how-to turn a digital camera into an IR-camera
Ask a silly question
The £180,000 flat that is for sale to the lowest unique bidder
Damn carjackers.
Are you a Christian? Take the Bible quiz,
What Did Jesus Say?
A page by people who oppose Schwarzenegger.
Fun, happy quotes, if you're a goth.
World Beard and Moustache Championships
The nerd gym.
The History of Mordor.
Great gift ideas for goths.
Boza, the breast enhancing beer.
Thailand's 'third sex' seeks legal recognition
William Gibson's works
How to steal access on WiFi networks.
Project Gutenberg, the first producer of free electronic books
Gotta love living in an apartment.
Best Graffiti Ever
100 of the Best Legal Free Full Version Games You Can Download Online
Randy, I admit it, I was the WORST girlfriend ever...
The world may soon find itself running out of rare metals used to form key components in high-tech devices from cell phones to semiconductors to solar panels
The Top Ten Weird and Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks
Campus WarWalking - How to Get on Any University's Wireless Connection
Credit Card Information Sent Over AOL Instant Messenger
Star Wars A Clone Apart Episode 1
Alphabet of Horror.
No goatse at the Olympics, rules BBC
Clog your arteries with some chicken fried bacon
the man who drew mice
Aint No Way to Go - How people have died.
A Gasmask Becomes the Most Terrifying Showerhead Ever
100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know
The (American) National Poll on Children's Health, has found that US parents rate Internet Safety as being a more serious health threat to children than school violence, sexually transmitted diseases, abuse and neglect.
12 Rules for Life
The Swear Jar
Legal American Marriages
The Top 10 Most Annoying Customers in Denny's at 3am
A magic wand that makes all your wishes come true.
The skeptics annotated bible
Buddhist internet radio.
Get that math homework done quick.
In case of emergency, if the internet goes down.
Stop Vegetable Genocide!
Vancouver patient oozes green blood
A Guide to Grading Exams
How do you feel about taboos?
Auto Phone Sex
Vivoleum, Solves Global Warming and Peak Oil - Exxon Proposes Burning Humanity For Fuel If Climate Calamity Hits.
Fbi Harassment Continues - Artist Faces 20-Year Charges In Politically Motivated Case
Acceptable Risk™ is a voluntary initiative of Dow to safely predict the precise point at which profitability is threatened by danger to the public.
Anal Sex Tips From Women
Richard P. Feynman, scientist, teacher, raconteur, and musician.
When you want bigger, greasier fast food.
What's your political alignment?
Monty Python video wall
The Machine Stops
by E.M. Forster (1909). "Anybody who uses the Internet should read E.M. Forster's The Machine Stops" -Paul Rajlich
Jesus, wrong for America.
Zoophile.net: Guide to sex with bulls
Take the USA Patriot Pledge
Hybrid Hydrogen Car - 20-30% increase in fuel efficiency with only minor vehicle modifications.
Pirate jokes for sophisticates.
That's one mad cow.
Thanksgiving Prayer by William S Burroughs
A new religion for the American religious extremists.
A bunch of people decide they don't want to have kids, and build a social club around it.
The virtual mouse cleaner
Games and animations.
A few choice words to sum up many movies.
How to interpret classified ads
Cows with guns.
How to Make a Solar Power Generator for Less Than $300
Drinking Water from Thin Air
The delusion of Christianity - Fairy tales that changed the world
Urban Myths and Legends
The Official Winner of the "Not My Job" Contest
Abandonia - download old video games, like Civilization 2 and SimCity 2000.
Contest for amateur comic book artists.
How to Drop Out
Game - MudCraft. Gather dirt and water.
Download and print a d12 calendar.
Welcome to MOO, we print things from your stuff. (Not affiliated with Church of MOO, but I like the name)
Freeware for Windows
Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate
Very Funny Ads
Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips
Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Paper Wars
Circoripopolo Goes Airtistique.
Magic Tutorial - How To Make Many Cards Appear In Your Hand
Top 25 Censored Stories of 2007
Google Subliminal Adsense Will Be Very Persuasive
TorrentSpy Ordered By Federal Judge to Become MPAA Spy
Solway's Internet TV and Radio Player
Resume - George W. Bush
Vegan Parents Guilty Of Starving Son
Why People Believe Weird Things
"Starcraft 2": WorldWide Blizzard Cinematic Trailer
Cabaret Brainwash - We are a tribe of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns, and similar maniacs who are intrigued with ERIS, Goddess Of Confusion, and with Her Doings
Manly Stuff That Is No Longer Manly
Chopsticks - A Japanese tradition
Corporate Internet Branding History Identity & Logo Design
Magnetic Dice Rubik's Cube
Ultra Mobile PC Future?
40 Year Old Anti Porn Propaganda
Condemned Texas inmate looking to deliver joke as his final statement
Rare condition gives toddler super strength
Mind Control Made Easy - Cult Brainwashing
60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
Raise Your Children My Way, Damn It - Questions answered.
Wooden Dick
National Foundation for Obtaining Funds for Special Kids
Stand Up Comedy Video Clips from Top Comedians
Terry Tate: Sensitivity Training
YouTube Sketchies - Sketch Comedy Awards.
daybyday productions
Justice For None - Holocaust Survivor Leaves USA. "I'm going back because I've seen this before."
According to Ray Bradbury, "We've never had censorship in this country and we've never burned books." (I wonder which country he was in when he said that.)
Arkansas GOP head, Dennis Milligan: We need more 'attacks on American soil' so people appreciate Bush
A Canadian view of the happenings in the world of hypocritical neocon wingnuts in politics
Bush Sways So Far from Answering a Reporter's Question that Reporter's Life Is Ruined
The people of Tokyo should construct a giant building shaped like Godzilla.
Man Arrested with 2,400 Pieces of Stolen Lingerie.
10 Employees Who Are More Disgruntled Than Me
This rape of the Iraqis' oil rights, finally explains why Iraqi sentiment shifted so drastically after the war. In the beginning the Iraqi's welcomed us with open arms, (Viva George Bush) until they realized we really were moving in on their oil.
The Impossible Quiz - Well, not really impossible. But, I doubt you will finish.
The Best Flash Animation In 2006. (I don't know who made that judgement, but it is a nifty animation)
If you smoke, never try to quit. (This one claims, "The best flash cartoon ever". I guess it wasn't made in 2006)
25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time
Secret Service, U.S. intel say Bush uses cocaine, Prozac, alcohol
What Are You Eating? An Interactive Guide To FDA Guidelines For Rats, Maggots, Flies, and Insects
Funniest exit interview. I disagree with the title. For a tech support job, this is a pretty standard way that the employees feel.
Lose Weight With AIDS (1982 Commercial)
Patient given wrong diagnosis of year to live now faces bankruptcy
Beans. A bit noisy and completely pointless. It's amusing.
Improv Everywhere - People do amusing things out in public while onlookers wonder what the hell is going on.
Barats & Bereta Productions
Top 10 Movie Trailer Spoofs
Boomshine - an addictive Flash casual game. If you have any work that needs to get done, do it before clicking this link.
How to talk like a pirate
Head Injury Theater: Now in Comic flavor!
Welcome to Mindless Crap - Because trivia is nothing but useless knowledge.
That's What She Said - CollegeHumor video
The magic behind the porn sfx. the unsung hero of the foley artist
Chasers - The secret
C.I.L.F - Cartoons I'd Like to Fuck
Not for Children Book
Nice graphics you make yourself. A bit like an interactive screensaver.
Verbatim Quotes from Republicans when Clinton was President. Republicans seemed highly opposed to everything that they embrace so much now. One of the quotes: "Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."-- Governor George W. Bush (R)-TX. American politics is a joke. A big warmongering, fascist joke.
New York millionaires Varsha Mahender Sabhnani and Mahender Murlidhar Sabhnani arrested for slavery
Father charged after van slams into teens, including the drivers daughter
Fox News recently interviewed Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton becomes enraged with one of the questions.
Live South African webcam of a watering hole.
May Day Mystery:Historical Madness
International Alchemy Conference
Ufo Coastal Cam. Cheesy, but amusing.
Fortune's Navigator Compass
Mechanically Separated Chicken and Other Horrors
The Nostradamus Code
Political and economic systems are designed to benefit only the rich and powerful, at the expense of those with less money and power.
TerrorStorm - Terrorist activities led by USA, Britain, and other allies. (two hour movie)
The Internet Repository of Free Hidden Information Videos (Bush, Politics, Spirituality, Drugs, Fringe Science, Environment, UFOs, Alternate History, etc.)
Lots of invention ideas.
The Safe Saw...won't even cut a hot dog.
The Truth About Wireless Devices
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