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An essay written by a college applicant. The author, Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU.
How To Handle Bibliolaters (Those who claim the bible is the word of their god)
The only debate on Intelligent Design that is worthy of its subject
2007 crop circle season.
The British Library - The world's knowledge
Sword Slices A Tomato In Slow Motion
Am I Stupid or Not?
I Want To Bring The Nike Corporation To Its Knees
Establishing The Value Of Your Home. Your Home As Seen By Different People.
The Crashing U.S. Economy Held Hostage
Peanuts, by Charles Bukowski
Squeeky Clean Porn. Presenting major porn releases without all that distracting sex.
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates perform Thriller.
Bush Fulfills His Grandfather's 1933 Dream to overthrow the U.S. government and install a fascist dictatorship.
The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence.
The World's Messiest Cars
In China, children under the age of approximately 4 years old wear pants that are crotchless. When the child has to go to the bathroom, they are taught to squat wherever they are.
10 day survival pack for your vehicle for just $25. (I don't think anybody could buy all that stuff for anywhere near $25)
Do you dislike the show O'Reilly Factor? Contact their advertisers.
The Bill O'Reilly "Daily Kos is just like..." checklist. Brought to you by DailyKOS.com
50 Bullshit Jobs
Couples who shouldn't hyphenate their names.
How Movies And Videos Are Rated
Things that your wife doesn't use
A couple finds condoms in their son's room and attempts to have the talk with him but it does not go so well.
The World Without Us - What Would Linger, What Would Disappear?
John Romero says only Wii will survive
WTF? - A politically motivated American blog.
Real Life Sea Monsters - 24 Bizarre Creatures of the Deep
Laser Illusions
How good are your eyes ?
Fourth grade math genius calculates a high probability of getting beat up
Stick Humour
5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army
Microsoft Surface: Hands-on First Look
Peak Suburbia - "world oil exports will drop by 50 percent within the next five years" - Kunstler
Annoyances.org - Humor
Obesity rates in USA, from 1985 to 2007.
The most important Viking treasure find in Britain for 150 years has been unearthed by a father and son while metal detecting in Yorkshire.
Jane Austen fan submits her work anonymously to publishers... and receives a dozen rejections
Chore Wars - Earning Experience Points for Housework
DivxTube · Videos · Watch · Download ·
Left-Handed Toons (by right-handed people)
Dan Piraro, Bizarro Cartoon Gallery
Head Injury Theater: Now in Comic flavor!
High-Speed Train Roller Coaster
Patrick Stewart discussing the importance of script writing to an actor's career.
Funny News Bloopers
Asperger Test (AQ Test)
Contemplating Reiko - A Wicked Little Strip about a Wicked Little Girl!
Sinfest: The Webcomic To End all Webcomics
Surgery done on Realdolls
10 Strangest Weapons through History
Funny Shit - jokes, emails, pictures and other funny stuff
Kids in 1973 vs. 2007
In his novel 1984, George Orwell portrayed a future time in which the explanations of recent events and earlier history are continually changed to meet Big Brother's latest purpose. Previous explanations disappear down "the memory hole." Sound familiar?
Get your own Miskatonic University Diploma
What's Really for Dinner? The Truth About Commercial Pet Food
Pocket Emo
God is Not Great. Religion Is a Poison
Biblical Violence
Computer program can't lose at checkers
This Summer, Will America Officially Become A Totalitarian State?
Ron Paul warns of staged terror attack
Palo Alto CARET Laboratory and Extra-Terrestrial Technology
Mind Justice - A human rights group working for the rights and protections of mental integrity and freedom from new technologies and weapons which target the mind and nervous system.
Chinese Secret Society Challenges Illuminati
A Report on the Motivations and Activities of Extraterrestrial Races - A Typology of the Most Significant Extraterrestrial Races Interacting with Humanity
The A-Z Of Alien Species.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (complete book online - pdf)
"We are absolutely outraged at the reckless, dangerous and highly irresponsible actions of the RCMP officers who pepper-sprayed at least two children below two years of age, children below the age of 16, parents and the coach and players of the Sechelt Indian Band soccer team"
Hitler's Christianity
Thomas Jefferson On Christianity & Religion.
And while on the subject... The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense founded on the Christian religion
Ancient Helpdesk
Wichita, Kansas shoppers ignore dying stab victim
Paranormal Conspiracy Magazine
After England expels Russian diplomats, Russia expelling British diplomats in poison spy spat
Switch Phone Companies
Neocons on a Cruise: What Conservatives Say When They Think We Aren't Listening
Bizarre and Disturbing Dog Attack. Police are investigating an apparent sexual attack by a family pit bull on a two-year-old boy
White people are destructive, vile impositions upon humanity, named after their pale sun deprived complexion.
Chick takes a bath in a tub full of hotsauce
Some guy cooks lots of stuff in a microwave, with messy results.
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
Fox News: You're not special and Mr Roger was an Evil Man
7 reasons the world will end in 2012. Immediately followed by debunking.
The millennium & end-of-the-world prophecies. Time has proven most of these prophecies wrong. More time should take care of the rest.
Partridge Family Temple
What To Do In A Zombie Attack
Prison Break - Baby Edition
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. (New Maddox update)
Bloxorz Puzzle Game
xkcd - Black Hat Support - By Randall Munroe
Woman content living in 84-sq. ft. dream home
WFMU's Beware of the Blog: 365 Days #194 - Coca-Cola Industrial Musicals (mp3s)
Everybody knows that the iPhone can make phone calls, play movies & music, surf the web, and a lot more. But, Will It Blend?
My Crazy Roommate
Iran asked Japanese refiners to switch to the yen to pay for all crude oil purchases, after Iran's central bank said it is reducing holdings of the U.S. dollar. This means USA will soon be invading Iran.
The World's Smartest Tree
Put up these signs at work, see who notices.
Godwin's Law
Top 10 Things Americans Want but Can't Have
Soundwave: The Touch
10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs
Harry Potter And The Order Of The iPhone
Ebola Monkey Man: Pissing Off Nigerian Scammers One At a Time
Ted Rall cartoon
Some people are too stupid to use a computer.
Fun games and movies
Luke Ski. A good filk artist
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Strangerhood
Documents that might otherwise disappear.
Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage.
Justin Timberlake sings Dick In A Box.
Canada Discovers Mysterious Tenth Province
Claims that Paris Hilton had special treatment in jail are to be examined by the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department.
Robot Chicken Star Wars, Part 1,
Part 2,
Part 3.
Spider-Man in Wrong Movie
Another match 3 game
Apocalypse Cartoons. Sick and twisted.
Clifford Pickover's website.
Stupid pranks and amusing toys.
How to drive like a moron.
News of the Weird.
Another fun viral advertisement.
Dork Tower
The Perry Bible Fellowship
Alcohoroscope
Americans Annoyed By "All This International Shit" On Internet
President Bush is a fucking moron
10 reasons to go green.
Adult Sheep Finder - The Worlds #1 Sheep Sex and Dating Personals Site
A good way of dealing with speed cameras.
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
TV Links
Christianity...
Nine Brain Quirks You Didn't Realize You Had
175lb Gold Tub Stolen from Japaneese Hotel
The Pirates' Code
Times Square Ad With Naked Derrières Faces a Judges Scrutiny-
If you are interested in free energy, cancer cures that are harmless, cheap and effective, or how this planet might be healed and what some of the obstacles seem to be, you might find these pages of interest.
Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers
Anatomy of a Black Hole
The 10 Most Unfortunately Named People on the Internet
The 1 Minute Painting
The Church of Tina Chopp
The 7 Most Useless Transformers Ever
How to write like a wanker.
It Can't Happen Here, by Sinclair Lewis (1935). A fictional tale of the fascist takeover of USA. It starts with the highly contested election of an oafish yet strangely charismatic president, who talks like a "reformer" but is really in the pocket of big business, who claims to be a home-spun "humanist," while appealing to religious extremists, and who speaks of "liberating" women and minorities, as he gradually strips them of all their rights.
How to fold a shirt.
Canada: A Primer
German forklift safety video. English Subtitles
This is the newest extreme sport! Riding fire hoses like a cowboy!
A British Engineer's analysis of the World Trade Center collapse
The Internet Sacred Text Archive.
Middle-class parents raising a generation of 'brats' who can't hold down a job
The Piracy Calculator. What's your illegal hoard worth?
How to destroy the Earth.
An animated RPG world of AdventureQuest. Not quite World of Warcraft, but it's good for killing time at work.
Find open source software alternatives to well-known commercial software
The works of H.P. Lovecraft
Traffic Waves, physics for bored commuters
World Domination Toys
Communist Party of USA.
The Joy of Sexual Physics
HISTORY OF A GEEK! Your childhood defined in seven panels.
Bush "Anti-Protester" Manual Discovered
Child dials 911 287 times on old cell - Inactive phones must have 911 access but may not be traceable
Honey bees are dying all over the globe. What's going on?
Odd Job Jack - Feature Episode
Detectives arrested a 12-year-old girl and her 10-year-old sister for allegedly abducting their neighbor's 1-year-old son and demanding $200,000 for his return.
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts
Some stuff from CafePress: Can't Brain Today,
Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten,
Don't Tailgate.
You're Not "EMOtional" You're Worthless
Unusual keyboards
The Cadaver Calculator - How Much is Your Body Worth?
Universal Declaration of Human Rights
A four year old needs help, and calls 911.
Potter Puppet Pals
Vibrator Found In Unconscious Hit And Run Victim
Kiss My Ass in Different Languages
The Great Molasses Flood
Huge collection of nerd tattoos!
Tricky Professors
Imperial History of the Middle East
ReOdorant - Cartoon Archive
Will George Bush Ever Suffer the Consequences? The man thinks he is above the law. Is he?
Mentos and Diet Coke World Record attempt in Cincinnati
What Big Oil doesn't want you to know: Insider news & analysis from America's top consumer advocates
Stand Up To Wake Up, Simple As That
A partial list of products made from Petroleum
Baby vs. Sleep
Unusual Cards
The power of Google for all your torrent needs.
The Holy Order Of Sockism
The Purple Monkey Mafia - Discordians for Softer Sandpaper (Society)
The Meaning of Life
Funny videos of commercials, people, and stupid stuff.
Police Videos
Masturbation Gesture Gone Very Wrong In The Office
Flying Humanoids Filmed Over Mexican Skies
The World's Smallest Remote Control Helicopter
UHaul Sucks -
Don't Use UHaul -
and the U-Haul Boycott Page
A car bomb planted in central London would have caused "carnage" if it had exploded, police say.
A tour inside McDonald's factory (known as McComplex): how fast foods are made
A pedophile who raped a 10-year-old girl will be free in just four months after a British judge said his victim had "dressed provocatively".
Most Americans do not believe in freedom of religion. You are either Christian or you are a Satanist. Hypocrites.
Richard Dawkins Reads The God Delusion
Richard Dawkins Reads The God Delusion Part 2
Doing It Wrong
A Comic Strip Is Born.
I want wallpaper like these (click next a few times).
Illusive Reality Experiment
Utah - A 76-year-old woman has been barred from the bus station after giving unwanted birth-control advice to mothers with large families. Telling Hispanic passengers that they should be on the pill, that they are "taking over our society".
LiveHookup. An internet based spoof dating show.
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