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Crosswalk Madness
First McDonalds Commercial - Creeepy!
very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV
mentally disturbing
Alien Confession - Future Warning (or crackpot - choose for yourself)
A Night at the Improv!
I can't believe how stupid this man was!
Skelewags - Urban Art
Press the button to be liked
A guy got his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary. He decided to test it first.
Global Warming for Kids
Plush Guts, Love Your Innards
User Friendly the Comic Strip
How to deal with telemarketers. We Do Not Use...
Cakes and Ale
How to be a Programmer: A Short, Comprehensive, and Personal Summary
After a meteor strike in Peru, those visiting the site -- a noxious hole full of a bubbling, seething stew of rotting organic matter -- report falling ill. Soon they will die, only to rise up again as shambling undead hungry for the brains of the living!
Hockey for 8-year-olds 'borders on child abuse'
Canada Public Safety, Security and Emergency Preparedness
A Polish woman came back from holiday to find the local council had built a traffic island and a new road in her back garden.
Sprout - Brain Puzzle Game - Smart-Kit.com
Computer Sayings
The End of Oil?
Scientists Warn Ionosphere One Top-40 Hit Away From Exploding
Get it right, damn it - Christmas has nothing to do with Christ!
Stunned by Lack of Outrage, Not Outrageous Acts
A British company has come up with an ingenious method of turning potatoes into biodegradable plastic.
Zubbles... The World's First Colored Bubbles!
Spore - an evolutionary version of Civilization
Yoshi - It's faster and safer than a raccoon leaf.
How To Flip Your Girlfriend To Generate a Cool Backward Walk
The recent outburst of Comet 17P Holmes was shown in English crop pictures two years ago
So I saw this "25 things I learned from Google Trends" and thought it was so dead boring that I'd do my own instead.
Top 10 bizarre experiments
5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
Recreational Christianity
Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting
The time has come to abandon Christianity.
Albus Dumbledore is a homosexual (another reason for christians to hate the book series)
Many Americans Can't Afford Healthy Foods
Temples of Damanhur
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The stunning temples secretly carved out below ground
The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World
The Unhelpful, Un-Phonetic, Nasty Spelling Alphabet.
Wikileaks - a system for safe mass document leaking and public analysis.
Adult Christianity
Cult News Network
FACTnet : Cult Information
Operation Clambake - The Inner Secrets Of Scientology
Real Life Comics
Ford Recalls Four Models that Could Cause Immediate Death
Five Awesome Sci-Fi Inventions - And Why They Would Actually Suck
The time has come to abandon Christianity.
20 Reasons to Abandon Christianity
23 Tools To Brainwash and Influence People Through Media
A Message to Creationists - Put up or shut up
Peer pressure isn't just a teen phenomena.
Purify Indoor Air with Houseplants
Jenkem, aka: Runners, Butthash, Winnie, Fruit from Crackpipe, Might, and Waste, has become a drug of experimentation within the United States
Sucks to be Dell - Sticking it to Dell one day at a time
Top ten most viewed pages on Wikipedia and Conservapedia
Light My Fire - We sell fire
This is why you should never juggle bowling balls.
Apathetic Rant
16 great business cards
Does the Bible teach evolution?
Net Authority - an organization dedicated to the removal of offensive material from the Internet.
Compilation Of Scary Pranks
Some phrases from Latin for all Occasions, by Henry Beard.
Librarian Chick - links to ebooks, audio books, calculators, arts, music, and lots of other stuff.
Gifts for the Unusual Sense of Humor
Sarah Silverman's "Give the Jew Girl Toys"
The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
Whitest Kids U Know: It's illegal to say...
Zuiikin English - WTF!?
Not The Daily Show, With Some Writer (The reason for the Hollywood writers strike)
Bathroom Mirror Prank
Buttersafe. (These comics will have pictures and probably some words. Nothing else is guaranteed)
The latest seriously cool stuff.
A Crude Awakening
GoogleMaps Mashup Of Minneapolis Foreclosures
Ex-Cop Walks The Talk In Anti-Prohibition Effort (Trying to legalize drugs)
Zombie Attack at Hierakonpolis
The hack of the year
The Cow-Man Chronicles
Simulated Comic Product
Hipster Olympics
Anatomy of a Douchebag: How To Get a Girl To Go Out With You
South Park - The Theory of Evolution
Comet Holmes Bigger Than The Sun
Boy on a Stick and Slither
Gamerator: Arcade Cabinet + Kegerator Redefines "Homebrew Games"
Ridiculously Cool Acrobattic Compitition
American - Immigration "amnesty"
Christmas Sodomy Special
Illegal numbers
93-year-old man recounts how a horn began to sprout out of his head
They'Re Made Out Of Meat - by Terry Bisson
Your monitor is disgusting. This should clean it.
Geeky Wedding Photos
Scientific Panel Investigating 9/11/2001
Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
Your Privacy Is An Illusion: Bank intern busted by Facebook
50 things not to say at the Thanksgiving table
What If Jack Bauer Had To Save The World In 1994?
From the fine links at I Love Bacon
The Human Marvels: Vindicating those once labeled as freaks.
Chat Noir - trap the black cat to win this game
Chinese Sub Pops Up Undetected Near U.S.S. Kitty Hawk During Exercise
Emile Pouliot subtitled - 6 Minute parody of Amelia
the American way - brainwash 'em young
Ever wonder how Stone Henge may have been built? This guy might have figured it out. He can move 6 ton blocks by himself using homemade rigs and a few stones.
Coke and Mentos? A couple guys putting other candy in pop
Scientists Successfully Simulate Photosynthesis And Design A Better Leaf
Hack a Day
Gasoline Prices Around the World
Beyond The Barrio: That "Crazy Indian Video" Finally Makes Sense
Time Travel Inc
Worse Than Failure: Curious Perversions in Information Technology - Worse Than Failure
My boyfriend is a twat - a single mother trying to cope with three children and a boyfriend who is a twat
The Dilbert Blog
Know Your Bible
Savage Chickens: Scary Stuff Cartoon
How do you spell "Potato"?
Pilots & Control Towers
D&D Stuff
What Chefs do when they are bored
Weird custom cars
Shoot Your Mouth Off Like An American Presidential Candidate
Real-World Scenarios in Which 'Guitar Hero' Skills Could Be Useful
Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
When Pen Tricks Go Wrong
News Anchors Scared Silly in Holloween Prank
My wife found this utility, while not sleeping... Contraction Master.
She also found this rant about the contraction counter.
Comments on the Anarchist Cookbook from the original author
Telling the truth about oil
Bare-handed Bottle Smash Video
How Long Until Bush Is Gone ?
More than 200 planets are known to orbit other stars.
New planet 'may be home to aliens'
Viva La Games - Mass Attack
250+ Digital Libraries and Archives (At a glance, they appear to all be American)
Crazy Cool Internet Trick!
Legislation said to prohibit people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted one of the most ludicrous laws in the UK.
The 'Winners' of the Wired News Saddest-Cubicle Contest
Brightside 3D chat World - virtual miraculous monastery - Fair prices for every sin, from adultery to the war crime!
Toy Containing Date-Rape Drug Pulled
Naughty animationed images
Glory Hole
Model Superstar!
Suicide Bombing Makes Sick Sense in Halo 3
operation: pedopriest
U.S. House of Representatives Passes Thought Crime Prevention Bill
Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu
Strange crime news stories
Atheists Visits Hell House (some Christian themed Halloween thing)
The Illuminoids: Mashup Monsters
A year 10 student has been given permission to take cigarette breaks while at school because her doctor says she is clinically addicted to nicotine.
Lights, beings, beams: Just a typical night in Australia's UFO capital
Youth minister was arrested for having sex with children.
After clocks are turned back, evening rush hour pedestrians are nearly three times more likely to be struck and killed by cars
No email privacy rights under Constitution, US gov claims
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
The Law Lords are due to decide next week whether an elderly victim can sue a rapist who went on to win millions of pounds on the lottery.
Kurt Vonnegut - Eight rules for writing fiction
Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.
When is female genital mutilation just peachy?
YouTube - Kissing Test
I swallowed a small piece of aluminum foil.
Why doesn't anyone mention the fact that Republican front-runner Rudy Giuliani is flat-out lying
Using McDonalds' As Pizza Toppings
World Products Inc. Costume Contest Results
In Rape Case, a French Youth Takes On Dubai
In this video, robot aliens invade earth and attack cows, turn them into musical instruments, and uh... Well, it's pretty goddamn weird
Not safe for work. Not safe for home. Not safe for mental health. This will scar you for life. Ladies And Gentlemen… Kirk Johnson. Aka, Mr. Goatse. Many more pictures than just the original.
Tortures Devices (St. Petersburg museum, Russia)
People Who Dismiss Stephen Colbert's Run For President For Lack Of Seriousness Are Themselves Not Serious People By Real World Standards.
The Jesus Myth - Where Faith And Logic Collide
The Something Awful Forums - Comedy Goldmine
Animal Dildos... dildos of animal boyparts
Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes
Staging a UFO crash to attract Men in Black
Cable Modem/DSL Tuning Guide
Archaeologists Uncover a Village of Plucky Little Gauls
A Street Sweeper's Tale
South Carolina Democratic Party decided Stephen Colbert isn't a serious candidate and turned down his application to get on the ballot.
Tarantino, Roth, Raimi On How To Survive A Zombie Attack
The human species has been breastfeeding for nearly half a million years. It's only in the last 60 years that we have begun to give babies the highly processed convenience food called 'formula'.
Fox News' Hannity & Colmes, co-host Sean Hannity claimed that "Halloween is a liberal holiday" and "we're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout."
Angry Little Girls! Comics
PayPal Horror Stories
TypoHound - Find eBay Typos and Misspellings
Third gay republican politician resigns, all within three months of each other.
Drunken Halloween Zombie Mistaken For Murder Victim
the Anarchist Library
Marine Father Victor in Suit Over Protests. Rev. Fred Phelps and his church now owe eleven million dollars.
The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Identical Twins Cannot Be Trusted
If WWII was an MMORPG
How to Make a Scary Political Ad
'Bush the Decider' related to 'Vlad the Impaler'
Full text of The Kama Sutra of Vatsayayana translated into English, by Sir Richard Burton.
The Karezza Method (controlled intercourse) by J. William Lloyd.
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