Perhaps you've heard of it: a colorless,
odorless liquid; a powerful coolant and solvent; an easily-
synthesized compound which is used by industry, the military,
commercial operations, and even private individuals.
Yes, we are talking about hydrogen
hydroxide, also known as dihydrogen monoxide, and we are
here to tell you that what you've heard about DHMO is probably not
the whole truth. There are forces out there, such as the Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide, who would seek to legislate
its use and availability, placing heavy limitations on it-- and
eventually, eradicating it entirely.
In the interest of fairness, we invite you
to see their argument, and then we urge you to return here, to learn
the truth. Their subversive agenda must not be allowed to
Hydrogen hydroxide is beneficial!
It has been shown that hydrogen hydroxide
enhances the functionality, growth, and health of many forms of
life-- including humans!-- and current research suggests that it
has become an integral part of our planet's ecological
Hydrogen hydroxide is environmentally safe!
Opponents of dihydrogen monoxide would have
you believe that it is some kind of uber-toxin, that it wreaks
caustic terror on anything it touches. This couldn't be farther
from the truth; when handled properly, it enhances nature rather
than destroys it, and even a worst-case scenario DHMO accident
would be a trifle for the natural cycles of our world to
Hydrogen hydroxide is benign!
The Coalition and others have popularized the
label "dihydrogen monoxide" over the more chemically-accurate
"hydrogen hydroxide" because they know how loaded the former name
is. "Monoxide" has become synonymous with pollution, toxic gases,
industrial waste-- and while hydrogen hydroxide is sometimes a
factor in these problems facing our world today, it is rarely the
Hydrogen hydroxide occurs in nature!
To hear its naysayers' descriptions, one would
think hydrogen hydroxide was solely the product of industrial
technology; that it came from years of research in clandestine
labs. This is not the case! Hydrogen hydroxide has been a part of
nature longer than we have; what gives us the right to eliminate
We need hydrogen hydroxide!
Don't let an
uneducated and terror-stricken mob of fanatics railroad you into
giving up your right to choose!
Support the use and
distribution of hydrogen hydroxide
in your neighborhood, city, state, and