How Halfy Tries To Kill

• He Hired A Hitman
• Hit me hard in the groin with a sword
• Tried to poison me
• Tries to give me cancer via second-hand smoke
• Alcohol Poisoning
• Disembowelment with my own knife
• Flicking ashes in my eyes
• Hit me repeatedly with his car
• At high speeds
• Pushing me in front of buses
• Telling my parents & friends about things making THEM want to kill me
• Putting toothpicks into cakes, and serving