Crop Circles


Orchestrated by Don Wile E. Coyote

Let's clear up a few rumours about Crop Circles. I want to put this matter to rest once and for all.
It was NOT a hoax: that confession and rumour was spread by the CIA and MI6 to prevent independent researchers from discovering the truth.
They are NOT caused by UFOs: quite the reverse is in fact the case, as we shall see.
It IS true that they are an attempt by an earth-native plant intelligence to communicate with us. This intelligence, which we will call Han-Lugaj, as the ancients did, is older than our species, the oldest thing on the planet. It is benevolent, wishes us no harm, but is trying to communicate with us to warn us against destroying trees and other plant life.
Han-Lugaj is older than all animal life, and has been on Earth even longer than the Xennothemians. It was able to anticipate and escape the sinister influence of the Xennothemian Mind Control installation we call 'The Moon', for plant intelligence was too alien to the Xennothemians for them to control. It is now trying to communicate with us, to warn us of the danger we face from the Xennothemians around us, whose true form we call the Cow.
Han-Lugaj drops hints of our true peril by the ritual magick it performs using the Crop Circles it creates within its own body. By manifesting Tulpas known as UFOs, it gives us the idea that aliens exist. By having them abduct humans, it gives us the idea that they perform experiments on us, and control our minds. It causes Xennothemians to be horribly mutilated, which we call 'Cattle Mutilations'. By tying these events to the UFOs, they make the connection between these beings and the aliens.
The truth is that our entire species, the entire ANIMAL KINGDOM OF EARTH is a Xennothemian experiment, that our minds are theirs. They have caused us to begin destroying our environment to kill Han-Lugaj, and now, with these mystical Circles, Han-Lugaj is striking back.
Soon, enough energy will have been generated by these rituals. Soon we will begin to see the same images that we now find in our crops engraved in Moon Dust. If we stop our destruction of the Amazon Nerve Center now, Han-Lugaj can begin this exorcism rite by 2001, and the evil influence of the Moon can be destroyed by the year 2012. The liberation of Earth has begun.



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